[billnotgatez]

“I’ll have a hamburger and fries” the man ordered.

The ostrich sitting beside him at the diner counter said
“I’ll have the same thing”.

When the waitress presented him with the check for $9.40 he pulled the exact amount of money out of his pocket.

The next day he came back again with the ostrich and ordered a steak with potatoes and vegetables. Again the ostrich ordered the same and again the man paid the tab with the exact change.

The waitress remarked “that’s amazing how’d you do that?”

He answered “ I came upon a genie who granted me two wishes”
 One wish I made was that I would always have enough money in my pocket  to pay for whatever I bought.
 The other wish was to always be with an exotic chick with long legs who would agree with everything I said.

[constant thinker]

Lol. That's a good chuckle. 

[Mitch]

It's an older one, but still good.