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Hide and seek with Newton
« on: May 09, 2007, 04:14:53 AM »
Once all the scientists decided to play hide-n-seek. Einstein was supposed to count upto 100 and then start searching.

Everyone started to hide except Newton. Newton just drew a square of 1 meter and stood in it right in front of Einstein.

Einstein counted 1,2,3...97,98,99...100! He opened his eyes and found Newton standing in front.

Einstein said "Newton's out...!"

Newton denied and said "I am not out" All the scientists came out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.

Newton said "I am standing in a square of area 1m. That makes me Newton per meter square. Since one Newton per meter square is one Pascal, I'm Pascal. Therefore Pascal is OUT !!!!!!!!!"
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Re: Hide and seek with Newton
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2007, 11:06:02 AM »
Ouch that was so bad. But, still funny. :)
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