[sjb]

Now, I know there are some clever people here, hope you can help. I am due to take part in some entertainment in a couple of weeks. The theme for my segment is the Olympics. Together with some others I hope to put on an alternative interpretation of some of the events that take place.

So instead of rowing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rowing_%28sport%29 ) we will be rowing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shouting_match ) and similar. Any other thoughts?

The audience will mainly be 6-14 year olds and their parents etc, so nothing too rude or NSFW style ideas, please.

Thanks

S

[fledarmus]

Fencing is an obvious one...

[UG]

^ and boxing