November 21, 2024, 11:04:18 PM
Forum Rules: Read This Before Posting


« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Topic: thoughts about cake  (Read 14271 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Kenichi

  • Regular Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 70
  • Mole Snacks: +6/-2
  • Gender: Male
thoughts about cake
« on: April 06, 2006, 07:00:43 PM »
Alright, think about this in a non chemistry like manner

Ever wonder when you mix flour and water you get a glue?

But when you add eggs and bake it you get cake?
Where does all the glue go?  Well as it turns out the glue is still in the cake. It's what makes the cake stick to our asses and thighs when we eat it.
Logged
Honor is what you know of yourself. Reputation is what others think they know about you. Live by honor and let your reputation lie where it may. And outlive the bastards.

One day I will rule the world with my army of a mole of moles!

Offline limpet chicken

  • mad scientist
  • Full Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 750
  • Mole Snacks: +49/-27
  • Gender: Male
  • Vote Limpet for supreme emperor of the new order
Re:thoughts about cake
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2006, 12:43:56 PM »
Nope, the gluten, caseine etc. are just metabolised, and more or less shat out as byproducts, if you become fat, then its because of eating too much (barring metabolic disorders), not gluten sticking bits of leftover food to internal bits and pieces.
Logged
The light blinds
So behold darkness as our new light
In our darkness we can see
So with others blindness
We take flight.

Offline Mitch

  • General Chemist
  • Administrator
  • Sr. Member
  • *
  • Posts: 5298
  • Mole Snacks: +376/-3
  • Gender: Male
  • "I bring you peace." -Mr. Burns
    • Chemistry Blog
Re:thoughts about cake
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2006, 03:24:27 AM »
It was posted in the humor forum. ;)
Logged
Most Common Suggestions I Make on the Forums.
1. Start by writing a balanced chemical equation.
2. Don't confuse thermodynamic stability with chemical reactivity.
3. Forum Supports LaTex

Offline lemonoman

  • Atmospheric
  • Chemist
  • Full Member
  • *
  • Posts: 607
  • Mole Snacks: +71/-8
  • Gender: Male
Re: thoughts about cake
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2006, 10:16:19 PM »
I like Cake!
Logged

Offline limpet chicken

  • mad scientist
  • Full Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 750
  • Mole Snacks: +49/-27
  • Gender: Male
  • Vote Limpet for supreme emperor of the new order
Re: thoughts about cake
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2006, 02:19:59 AM »
Heh, Mitch, its just typical me, that, somebody makes a joke of some sort, and I find myself automatically replying with the chemistry/toxicology/impossibility etc. etc. then realise...damn....one of those "joke" thingies I keep reading about ;D
Logged
The light blinds
So behold darkness as our new light
In our darkness we can see
So with others blindness
We take flight.

Offline Donaldson Tan

  • Editor, New Asia Republic
  • Retired Staff
  • Sr. Member
  • *
  • Posts: 3177
  • Mole Snacks: +261/-13
  • Gender: Male
    • New Asia Republic
Re: thoughts about cake
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2006, 02:55:00 PM »
disgusting joke..
Logged
"Say you're in a [chemical] plant and there's a snake on the floor. What are you going to do? Call a consultant? Get a meeting together to talk about which color is the snake? Employees should do one thing: walk over there and you step on the friggin� snake." - Jean-Pierre Garnier, CEO of Glaxosmithkline, June 2006

Offline TaSt3MyRa1nBoW

  • Regular Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 35
  • Mole Snacks: +9/-543
  • Gender: Female
    • TASTE MY RAINBOW BITCHES!
Re: thoughts about cake
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2008, 11:10:38 AM »
wow-seriously
Logged
*Yes I Crank It Everyday, Haterz Get Mad Cuz...I Got Me Some Bathin Apes!

Offline TaSt3MyRa1nBoW

  • Regular Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 35
  • Mole Snacks: +9/-543
  • Gender: Female
    • TASTE MY RAINBOW BITCHES!
Re: thoughts about cake
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2008, 11:27:13 AM »
seriously, if you dont think this is funny, and you analyze these jokes, you seriously need to get out of your house, turn off this computer, and go socialize with humans, the living ones with hair and eyes and skin? wow....lighten up.  it was hilarious.  dont worry dude, i understood it and thought it was funny.  poor guy....
Logged
*Yes I Crank It Everyday, Haterz Get Mad Cuz...I Got Me Some Bathin Apes!

Offline Alpha-Omega

  • Full Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 693
  • Mole Snacks: +360/-231
  • Gender: Female
  • Physical Inorganic Chemist
Re: thoughts about cake
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2008, 12:02:09 PM »
And Teeth...do not forget teeth...have to have teeth....  ;D
Logged

Offline limpet chicken

  • mad scientist
  • Full Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 750
  • Mole Snacks: +49/-27
  • Gender: Male
  • Vote Limpet for supreme emperor of the new order
Re: thoughts about cake
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2008, 05:37:24 PM »
That aimed at me Tastemyrainbow? (couldn't for the life of me figure out how to typo your name atm, as I have been very busy doing some 'detailed analysis' of a certain 2 carbon alkane hydroxide.. ;D)

Hehe, Ok, I do sometimes take things literally, 'tis called autism, try it, you would like it :D :P

Logged
The light blinds
So behold darkness as our new light
In our darkness we can see
So with others blindness
We take flight.

Offline agrobert

  • Chemist
  • Full Member
  • *
  • Posts: 629
  • Mole Snacks: +69/-17
  • Gender: Male
  • diels alder
Re:thoughts about cake
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2008, 06:12:48 PM »
Quote from: limpet chicken on April 07, 2006, 12:43:56 PM
Nope, the gluten, caseine etc. are just metabolised, and more or less shat out as byproducts, if you become fat, then its because of eating too much (barring metabolic disorders), not gluten sticking bits of leftover food to internal bits and pieces.

The response is better than the joke itself.
Logged
In the realm of scientific observation, luck is only granted to those who are prepared. -Louis Pasteur

Offline TaSt3MyRa1nBoW

  • Regular Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 35
  • Mole Snacks: +9/-543
  • Gender: Female
    • TASTE MY RAINBOW BITCHES!
Re: thoughts about cake
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2008, 08:41:57 AM »
i have all my teeth thank you very much  ;D however i think omega was referring to a different post i had on there for a position open.
Logged
*Yes I Crank It Everyday, Haterz Get Mad Cuz...I Got Me Some Bathin Apes!
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »
Sponsored Links