[Rayan]

Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

All children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 pm.

Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

Women would rule the world.

[movies]

Some dudes are willing to take the chance.

At least some French dudes.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050609/od_afp/afplifestylefrance_050609191745

[Rayan]

they must be crazy..
i mean.. what are they thinking!

[Corvettaholic]

Sheesh, I don't want to be pregnant. That just seems like a really rough 9 months!

[arnyk]

Keep in mind though that during the first trimester, it's basically 100% effective birth control, without any physical limitations.  After that though you gotta deal with the big gut which may or may not hinder performance.

[Corvettaholic]

Well yes, no birth control is needed anymore because you're already put into a particular situation. As far as ways around the gut... I think thats outside the scope of this forum