Well, didn't want to dig for a hammer, but I had a pretty heavy pliers on hand, so I used those. Behind the blast shield, with the hood sash down, nothing happened, I was actually a bit disappointed lol.
I didn't quite nail down what the exact % purity is, but like I said, I used 1.5 eq based on 90% impurity, and I had almost a full 0.5 equivalent left (again by NMR), so even 95% maybe underestimating the purity. I have MCPBA/Ether solution in a sealed culture tube, I am curious to see if the MCPBA decomposition is impacted by the fact that it is a glass culture tube (but diluted in the ether)