[Rayan]

A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.

The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned.

The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never returned.

The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water".

[Mitch]

good one.

[Donaldson Tan]

 :heh:

[tortoise]

1. A chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the Periodic Table of the Elements. She said, "Why when I was your age I knew both their names and weights." One kid popped up, "Yeah, but teach, there were so few of them back then.

2. A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist. "That's it, I can never remember that word."

3. A physical chemist is a student who goes to university thinking he might want to be a physicist, but gets intimated by the math.

4. First law of Laboratorics: Hot glass and cold glass look alike!

5. Two chemists meet for the first time at a symposium. One is American, one is British. The British chemist asks the American chemist, "So what do you do for research?" The American responds, "Oh, I work with aerosols." The Brit responds, "Yes, sometimes my colleagues get on my nerves also."

[TakeItEasy]

[LOL]


A student was in the middle of his chemistry class. His teacher askes him: "What is H2SO4?". Hoping that someone might tell him, the student tried to buy a little time: "Wait a moment, sir. I know this. It is on the tip of my tongue". The teacher said: "It is? Spit it out quickly, it's sulphuric acid!!"

[tortoise]

oh it's funny, haha... I must tell my friends about it  

[TakeItEasy]

that's kida my fav.
Here are some more:
    >"All that glitters is not gold, but at least it contains free electrons"
    >During class, the chemistry professor was demonstrating the properties of
various acids. "Now I'm going to drop this silver coin into this glass of
acid. Will it dissolve?"

"No sir," one student called out.

"No?" queried the professor. "Perhaps you can explain why the silver won't
dissolve in this particular acid."

"Because if it would, you wouldn't have dropped it in!"

[tortoise]

Hey, if Jdurg were a terrorist ...

[tortoise]

. limpet chicken would be his hostage !

(hey, it's just for fun, hope that Jdurg and limpet chicken are not angry  )

[madscientist]

and this man swears he has never been in contact with T.H.C before..(Yeah right! lol)