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Offline Alpha-Omega

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Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University
« on: March 15, 2008, 11:02:28 PM »
Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University

1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt He wrote it Himself.
6. It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done
since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating His results.
9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human
subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry He tried to cover it up by drowning
the subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, He deleted them from
the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.
13. Some say He had His son teach the class.
14. He expelled His first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed
His tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
 
 

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Re: Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2008, 11:13:47 PM »
This is dumb
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Re: Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2008, 11:17:13 PM »
Glad it moved you so to say so!!!!  I would have ignored it!!!!

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Re: Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2008, 03:13:30 AM »
That was quite good, thanks.
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