[Mitch]

 Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
letters used to define bra sizes?
 
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters
stood for, it is about time you became informed!
 
A} Almost Boobs...
 
B} Barely there.
 
C} Can't Complain!
 
D} Dang!
 
DD} Double dang!
 
E} Enormous! >>
 
F} Fake.
 
G} Get a Reduction.
 
H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!!!!!!!