[Mitch]

 Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
 
Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
 
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
 
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
 
Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
 
Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is a  drive on topsy turvy tarmac .
 
Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
 
Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
 
TV has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
 
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
 
In short, Love is blind,
Marriage is an eye opener!!!

[Donaldson Tan]

haha.. how true? why do people get hitch?

on the other hand, one of my friends is marrying the love of his life this saturday.

[movies]

haha.. how true? why do people get hitch?

on the other hand, one of my friends is marrying the love of his life this saturday.

Hey, married life isn't all bad.  I never have to vacuum anymore.


Of course I didn't really vacuum before either....

[Borek]

Twenty years ago I have asked a friend of mine "How it is after wedding? Better?" And the answer was "No. More frequent."

[Garneck]

Twenty years ago I have asked a friend of mine "How it is after wedding? Better?" And the answer was "No. More frequent."

I always thought it's the opposite after you get married.

[Borek]

I always thought it's the opposite after you get married.

Depends on accommodations.

[Garneck]

::takes notes::

[Borek]

This dialog took place somewhere in the radiochemistry building (na ?wigurkach)