I want to brew some beer and I want it with only the microbes in there that I choose as much as possible. Noticed someone has dumped a small fridge by the side of the road which is big enough to hold my "brewing keg" so I figured if I check it's still a sealed unit and patch if it isn't, fit it with a grommet and pressure release valve plus an insert tap, then wash it with bleach and flush it with nitrogen I'll have a very very sterile place for my beer to get on making itself.
Is this a sound theory or crackpot?
Probably sterile for other things too.