[Blueshawk]

   A mother is making soup for her 3 children, 2 girls and a boy.  She goes to get some spices and on her return she knocks over a coffee can with BB's in it, and they spill over into the soup.  The can was set there by her son the day before.  So now she had to get the BB's out...so she tried to use a strainer...but they fell through...so she used a spoon.  She got most but not all of the BB's out.  So she decided to feed her kids the soup anyways.

   The next day after school, one of her daughters came running through the door.   "Momma momma...guess what?  Her mother replied, "What dear..you have a new boyfriend?"  Her daughter answers, "No no   I was going to the bathroom and I pissed out a BB!!"  So the mother told her daughter what happend...and her daughter was fine with it.

    About 5 minutes later her other daughter ran in the house.  "Momma momma...guess what?  Her mother replied, "What dear..you got an A on a test?"  Her daughter answers, "No no   I was going to the bathroom and I pissed out a BB!!"  So the mother told her daughter what happend...and her daughter was fine with it.

   Well about 40 minutes later her son came bursting through the door....  "Momma Momma guess what?"   She answered, "Let me guess,  you were going to the bathroom and pissed out a BB.?  Her son replied, "No...but, but I was..."

Edit: May be a little too much for the audience. Sorry.~Mitch

[Benzene265]

Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I can handle dirty jokes.


I get it, but I can't laugh at it.  Unfortunately, a large and nerdy section of my brain keeps saying "A BB wouldn't be able to pass through the intestinal wall.  They can't possibly piss them out".  Damned anatomy class.

[Donaldson Tan]

what's a BB?

[Benzene265]

Ball bearing.

[Karakth]

Wow, these kids must have pretty wide pores in their kidneys.