Strong bases are poor leaving groups, and the hydroxide ion is a terrible leaving group. Leaving group activity correlates fairly well with the pKa of the conjugate acid of the leaving group - HCl has a very low pKa and Cl- is a pretty good leaving group.
You can do nucleophilic substitutions on alcohols, but you have to do them in acidic conditions so the alcohol is protonated. That makes water the leaving group, rather than OH-