We all know we can sound like Donald Duck by breathing helium. Has anyone tried instead a very dense, harmless gas such as perfluorobutane - or even better perfluoroneopentane C(CF3)4 which is ten times denser than air? You should sound like a dinosaur (or as I imagine one to sound). I call these 'growl gases'. It should also be possible to sail a paper boat on one of these. Trivial I know...