[Mitch]

 There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:  
1. He called everyone "brother."  
2. He liked Gospel.  
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.  
 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:  
1. He went into His Father's business.  
2. He lived at home until he was 33.  
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.  
 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:  
1. He talked with his hands.  
2. He had wine with His meals.  
3. He used olive oil.  
 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:  
1. He never cut his hair.  
2. He walked around barefoot all the time..  
3. He started a new religion.  
 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:  
1. He was one at peace with nature.  
2. He ate a lot of fish.  
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.  
 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:  
1. He never got married  
2. He was always telling stories.  
3. He loved green pastures  
 
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:  
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.  
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just  
didn't get it  
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work  
to do.

[arnyk]

I found that quite tasteful actually.  Nothing for asians?

[Mitch]

Asian?

[Benzene265]

I think Jesus was Jewish because he lived in Judea.  People just didn't move around as much back then.

Anyway, wouldn't it be more appropriate to prove Jesus was a scientist?  

1. He made a whole lot of food from the bread and loaves, so I guess that makes him a chemical engineer of sorts.

2. He healed a lot of people, which he couldn't have done without doing biomedical research or maybe he just used the power of the Lord.  I'm not really up on my Bible studies.

3.  Walking on water is an obvious physics trick.  Like walking on coals, only with much bigger feet.

4.  Overall, I think he was a high school science teacher.  He knows a lot of different disciplines of science and he gives a lot of lectures.  He also taught shop because his school was ridiculously underfunded.

[Donaldson Tan]

LOL

[Bakegaku]

Hmm... I heard that Jesus also joined the Boston Redsox  

[dfx-]

I don't like telling stories, can't say 'never got married' yet and I only like green pastures..get a bit sick of them here....

So Jesus can't be Irish... :bleh: