Do you actually have to deal with it yourself? Because if you don't, I wouldn't.
If I had, had, had to deal with this situation myself, I would do the following in the best fume hood in the lab:
1. Immerse the whole stupid 100 mL vial into a good strong ice/salt bath, with the tip sticking up. Clamp a clamp on the vial so that it has a handle.
2. Make at least 1L of strong potassium hydroxide solution in ethanol or methanol. Put it in a 2L flask or beaker, and chill the whole thing in another ice bath. Get the stuff stirring vigorously; use a mechanical stirrer if you have to.
3. While wearing gloves, a coat, and goggles, use a pair of pliers and the clamp to snap the top off the vial. You can crush the tip with pliers if it's not snapping readily. Keep it cold.
4. Using the clamp-handle, pour the nasty volatile crap into your stirring base bath. I would do it in several portions, not dumping it all in at once. . Don't attempt to pipet it out of the stupid vial. Remove the vial from its cooling bath, quickly but carefully pour a small portion into the base, put it back in the cold bath. Repeat until it's all added to the base.
5. Pull the sash down. Go to lunch. Do not screw with the reaction for 24 hours. The next day, label your crude reaction mixture as an alkaline solution of polyethylene glycol in alcohol, and dispose of it properly.