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Love Vs. Marriage
« on: June 05, 2005, 09:45:36 PM »
 Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
 
Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
 
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
 
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
 
Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
 
Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is a  drive on topsy turvy tarmac .
 
Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
 
Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
 
TV has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
 
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
 
In short, Love is blind,
Marriage is an eye opener!!!
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Re:Love Vs. Marriage
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2005, 09:45:33 AM »
haha.. how true? why do people get hitch?

on the other hand, one of my friends is marrying the love of his life this saturday.
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Re:Love Vs. Marriage
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2005, 03:37:45 PM »
haha.. how true? why do people get hitch?

on the other hand, one of my friends is marrying the love of his life this saturday.

Hey, married life isn't all bad.  I never have to vacuum anymore.


Of course I didn't really vacuum before either....

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Re:Love Vs. Marriage
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2005, 04:13:37 PM »
Twenty years ago I have asked a friend of mine "How it is after wedding? Better?" And the answer was "No. More frequent."
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Re:Love Vs. Marriage
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2005, 03:47:57 AM »
Twenty years ago I have asked a friend of mine "How it is after wedding? Better?" And the answer was "No. More frequent."

I always thought it's the opposite after you get married. ::)

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Re:Love Vs. Marriage
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2005, 04:18:11 AM »
I always thought it's the opposite after you get married. ::)

Depends on accommodations.
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Re:Love Vs. Marriage
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2005, 11:41:26 AM »
::takes notes::

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Re:Love Vs. Marriage
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2005, 11:52:08 AM »
This dialog took place somewhere in the radiochemistry building (na ?wigurkach) :)
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