[Donaldson Tan]

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
    snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
    personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
    and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in
    boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
    expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
    it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
    president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
    eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
    that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh
    my God, what have I just said?"

[jdurg]

That's freaking hilarious!   :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:  Are these actual quotes that were said?

[Mitch]

urbanlegends.com claim some are fakes and others might be real but probably fake.