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Okay.  Let's say that you existed in the form of an element.  What would your element name be and what would your properties be?

Element Name:  Urgitium (From last name, Lithuanian descent).
Symbol:  Ug
Properties:  Low melting point non-metal.  Tends to have its own form, but will conform to its surroundings when needed.  Many allotropic forms.  One of which is VERY stable and is difficult to provoke into reacting, and another form which is fairly unstable and will react violently if persuaded enough.
Oxidation State:  Always a negative oxidation state.  Very rarely does it occur as a positive ion.  When it is a positive ion, it will easily fall back into a negative one.  Forms unstable compounds with other elements.  Tends to cleave bonds between itself and other elements after a short period of time.  Likes to exist in its pure form.
Chemical/Physical Properties Part II:  Mixes VERY well with ethyl alcohol.  Tends to form a lot more bonds in the presence of ethanol, but breaks those bonds as soon as the ethanol concentration has dropped.  Binds on occasion with nicotine, though the exact nature of the bond is not known.
Toxicity:  In large doses has been known to be an irritant.  Prolonged exposure can result in mental difficulties and a profound sense of 'What the f&#$?'  Emits hydrogen sulfide gas after being mixed with copious amounts of ethanol.  

Conditions to avoid:  Delta-9-THC; has been known to completely decompose large amounts which results in a shortage of food.  Ignorance;  has been known to spontaneously explode in the presence of complete ignorance.  Organic Chemistry;  tends to decompose in the presence of organic chemistry.  Sunlight;  will burn after prolonged exposure to natural sunlight.  Explosive mixturs;  Will generally cause the decomposition of explosive compounds.