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1/ I won't tell you how much I weigh, but don't get on the elevator with me unless you're going down.--Jack Leonard.
2/ Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.
3/ I hate skinny women, especially when they say things like, "Sometimes I forget to eat." Now, I've forgotten my mother's maiden name...I've forgotten my car keys...but you've got to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.--Marsha Warfield.
4/ I have flabby thighs, but fortunately, my stomach covers them.--Joan Rivers
5/ Why am I bothering to eat this chocolate? Imight as well just apply it directly to my thighs. --Rhoda Morgenstern
6/ I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the kind you get in a diamond. --Mae West
7/ Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.--Bob Thaves
8/ Everyday I eat from the four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and cocoa
9/ I went on a diet. Had to go on two diets at the same time 'cause one diet wasn't giving me enough food.
10/ I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. --Joe Lewis
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