[Alpha-Omega]

MY NEXT LIFE

 I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the
 way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.  Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.  Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.  Then you become a baby, and then..

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like  conditions - central heating,
 room service on tap, and then.....You finish off as an orgasm.

[Arkcon]

Then you become a baby, and then..

You spend your last 9 months

The real disturbing part of this plan is hidden by the ellipsis right there.