My best guess so far, diglycolic acid. MW: 134 g/mol exactly twice of the 67 g/mol I got. Has two carboxyl groups in the ends and connected by an oxy in the middle, sort of like an ether. It sorts of fits the premises we laid out, yes, it does have 2 carboxyl groups but once dissolved in water, the ether breaks up into acetic acid and 2-hydroxyethanoic acid or something, but the important thing is, when it dissolves in water, acetic acid is created, therefore it is able to create the nail polish remover smell with the ethanol. As for the pka errors, again, since after it dissolves in water, two separate organic acids are created, it will take twice the amount to neutralize both acids, therefore my volume of NaOH is like a "diprotic" amount because for each mole of NaOH added, two NaOH molecules are required to neutralized both acids. Therefore, if we halve my volume, I should be able to get the correct volume for the "monoprotic" amount.