[Mitch]

 . does it take to change a lightbulb ?
 
LOTS....
 
 
1 to change the light bulb  
 
1 to post that the light bulb has been changed  
 
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently  
 
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs  
 
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs  
 
53 to flame the spell checkers  
 
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"  
 
.. another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive  
 
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"  
 
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct  
 
156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"  
 
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum  
 
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped  
 
111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum  
 
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty  
 
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs  
 
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's  
 
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group  
 
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"  
 
6 that flame them for not using the Search feature  
 
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy  
 
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"  
 
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ  
 
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"  
 
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"  
 
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"  
 
16 posts of two forum members that are exclusively talking to each other only about lightbulbs and what they did that weekend  
 
24 posts of telling them to take it to PM's  
 
1 moderator that comes in and says something about doing it wrong and that everyone who disagrees gets a warning  
 
1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

[limpet chicken]

Hehehe, thats not bad actually, not heard that one before.

[Donaldson Tan]

mitch has a very good sense of humour

[Borek]

How true

ROTFL

[Agent 007]

Very good- had me laughing!
 


A 'knock knock' joke that's been going round at the moment, pales in comparison to that!!

[Gigi]

very cool and very true.

[dfx-]

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

*notes the post was from May this year* :bleh: :angel2:

[ATMyller]

*notes the post was from May this year* :bleh: :angel2:

Touché. Now where did I put that buld again...

[Borek]

forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

6 months? What about 6 years?

[Dan]

forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

6 months? What about 6 years?

Actually 6 years and 8 months, so closer to 7 years. Start here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rounding

Then ask specific questions about the bits you don't understand. Please read Forum Rules, I've warned you on numerous occasions already. Honestly.

[kevin861]

huh,a funny list.