You're going to need much more than polar interaction to make something viscuous.
Ethylene Glycol is just about as big as Ethanol, or maybe Propanol, so there isn't much ID-ID interaction going on. Since it has two -OH groups now, it just makes it something like, say, water (I'm obviously oversimplifying here).
To make it viscuous, you'll want a longer hydrocarbon chain - say maybe octane.