[Mitch]

 A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled
up,
dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog
shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so
the
wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes  upstairs to chase the
dog
out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains
to
the taxi driver: "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long", he says. "Stupid b$*%( was hiding under the bed. I
had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to
wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I
hauled
her ass downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not s#*$ in
the vegetable garden again!!!"
 
The silence in the cab was deafening.

[Curry]

Hahaha.... ...that is great
Don't you love it when things like that really happen? when people think you're talking about something else that makes your story sound totally bizarre and horrible?

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