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Offline sjb

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Olympic puns
« on: November 25, 2011, 08:53:05 AM »
Now, I know there are some clever people here, hope you can help. I am due to take part in some entertainment in a couple of weeks. The theme for my segment is the Olympics. Together with some others I hope to put on an alternative interpretation of some of the events that take place.

So instead of rowing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rowing_%28sport%29 ) we will be rowing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shouting_match ) and similar. Any other thoughts?

The audience will mainly be 6-14 year olds and their parents etc, so nothing too rude or NSFW style ideas, please.

Thanks

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Re: Olympic puns
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2011, 09:15:14 AM »
Fencing is an obvious one...

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Re: Olympic puns
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2011, 09:58:07 PM »
^ and boxing  ;D

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