Hard to follow, but to try and help you figure it out, ... no, there is no such chemical law. This is, at the face of it, a fundamental difference between chemistry, or biology and physics or mathematics -- what appears to be a lack of fundamental laws. This is something that appears to be true, but only at the surface. You're looking for a chemical law, that will apply, to a certain subset of substrates the same as the very general third law of Newton's laws of motion, applies to theoretical particle motion. We're doomed from the start, in this case.
More specifically, certainly there are substances that are inert and nonreactive to water -- I think gold would or platinum would fall under that, very general, heading.