[UnintentionalChaos]

...If you're ever read the back of "Clorox Anywhere Hard Surface Cleaner" and nearly pissed yourself at what that company is getting away with....Then you proceed to offer to make the next bottle up "on the house."

...You buy large quantities of aspirin, not because you have a headache or want to avoid heart attacks, but because you want to experiment with it as a ligand and decompose it into salicylic acid for further experiments.

...Your mother has purchased you a lab coat in a failed attempt to keep you from dissolving your entire wardrobe.

...You have ever asked for a condenser for your birthday....ground glass joints of course.

...You can pronounce and explain the function of most of the ingredients on the back of an average shampoo bottle (okay, the ones you can't explain the function of are just marketing tools and you recognize them as such).

[Ψ×Ψ]

the stick figures you draw are carbon and not people

[Woofuls]

... when you are humming "dilution is the solution to pollution" while looking at a sink or urinal.

[burnt]

...when you look at yourself in the mirror and you say "damn I'm chiral!"
...when you say you are exothermic when you have fiever.
...when "hey baby we've got chemistry" makes you laugh.
...when you think at G point as an excitation state.
...

burnt

[Water Snake]

when,,,,
-you put a vodka shot in a 100 ml beaker
-you use two stirring rod as a chop stick
-you use the magnetic stirrer as a mixer for your drinks
-you use the chemostat as an aquarium
-you use the fume hood as a closet
-you use term table sugar as sucrose and you call common table salt as sodium chloride in the kitchen

[IITian]

when-

-Someone says, "I love U" & you think they are talking of Uranium!
-you use coke not for drinking, but for cleaning pennies

[agrobert]

you clear your sinuses with TFA

[Alpha-Omega]

When you engineer your own nitrous system for your 2002 WS6 Ram Air Trans AM (Anniversary Edition-Last of the Birds) and she rocks/kicks at 450 HP on the DYNA...Bad Ass Toys Ain't Just For Boyz!!!!!!!!!!!!

[redskytonight820]

When... someone asks you how much sauce they should add to the mix, and you tell them - about 5 mils. hehe. When any measurements you make are in the SI system.

[christina]

-when you need your glasses adjusted and you tell someone your getting your glasses calibrated

[TaSt3MyRa1nBoW]

....you ACTUALLY laugh at the PERFECT contraceptive joke made by Borek (no offense), or better yet, critique it for its structure. (see below)

"For men. This is no fun. Derivatives of nitrosobenzene show such properties.
But what about toxicity?" http://www.chemicalforums.com/index.php?topic=25430.0

[TaSt3MyRa1nBoW]

you ACTUALLY CHUCKLE to yourself *coughOAcough*, and giggle hysterically while making a chemicalforums dis, and while writing these replies
*~*YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE*~*
         

[shelanachium]

You see the word 'periodic' and it is an iodine compound.

You see the word 'unionised' and it has nothing to do with labour unions.

You recite the whole periodic table and nobody asks 'How do we know you got it right?'

[redskytonight820]

When someone asks for a calculator, you whip out the trusty old TI-89, and think it's perfectly normal whilst everyone's go their mouths agape.

[Chmlover]

...after you kissed somebody and have said that your only attracted to them because of hydrogen bonding....