My pet peeves are more related to presentation and analysis of results than actual usefulness of content. Many times I read articles and find myself asking how this ever got through peer review. Experimental details vague or wholly absent, poor proof-reading and grammatical errors, references that don't actually have anything to do with what they've been referenced for, questionable data analysis procedures (my ultimate favorite: a linear fit through two points, or a polynomial fit through three), complete disregard of statistics (something that is endemic to academic science: e.g., calling something 'significantly larger/smaller' without actually having any statistical basis to do so), poor quality figures, and so forth.
On other pet peeve I have, and I know this is pretty stupid: article titles framed as questions. I hate this practice with a passion, though I'd be hard pressed to explain why.
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LOL, I had a number of published syntheses where the final yield was ~20 mg or sometimes less. In my defense, though, as a spectroscopist this was usually about 1000x what I needed to do my experiments.