Alright, I have a solution of sorts. But I really don't like it, it feels overly convoluted and I'm pretty sure at least one step won't work.
Benzene to start
Step 1. Friedel Crafts Acylation FeCl3 + methanoyl chloride
Step 2. Oxidation, H2CrO4
Alternately, any other method of making Benzoic Acid
Step 3. Fisher Esterification, H3O+ + any alcohol
Now this next step I really don't like, although we have a meta directing carboxylic acid, the ring is also deactivated so I feel like the addition wouldn't work, but then that would happen with any meta director, so....
Step 4. Another Friedel Crafts Acylation FeCl3 + ethanoyl chloride
Step 5. Adding a protective Group. H3O+ + Ethylene Glycol
Step 6. Reduction, LiAlH4 + H3O+
Step 7. Back to the ketone, H3O+