In case anybody's interested, I went ahead and performed some experiments.
First, I plated the inside of a borosilicate glass testtube, which I thought I had cleaned thoroughly (solvents, NaOH (aq.), HNO3). It plated fine, producing a pretty mirror, but when I pick at it with a spatula, it chips and comes off.
Next, I thoroughly cleaned a piece of alumina (1"diameter x 1"length) and wrapped a piece of tape around one end to produce a small vessel with the end of the alumina cylinder as the bottom. I performed the reaction in this, then rinsed and scrubbed with soap and water.
The surface was a brownish color, clearly contrasting with the original bright white color. However, my multimeter treated the layer as an open circuit when I tried to measure the resistance of it.
So, I performed the reaction four more times, each time cleaning the surface well, and after these 5 depositions, I had a shiny, silver layer on my Al2O3!
This layer would not peel up when I picked at it with a metal spatula. I attempted to measure the thickness of the layer, but had somewhat uncertain results. It was around .0001", or maybe half that.
The resistance measured 1 ohm with multimeter leads placed .25" apart, and 2 ohms with the leads 1" apart (at the edges).
So that's that!
Now I'm attempting to build the layer up to .001" with brush-electroplating. My first trial burned the layer up (my voltage was too high, especially considering the poor thermal conductivity of alumina compared to metals), but I have high hopes for the next attempt.