[Donaldson Tan]

I find this SO amusing..

> MasterCard Wedding -- You gotta love this guy
> =============================================
>
> This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
> University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
>
> It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
> reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
> crowd.
>
>
>
> He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances,
> to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the
> bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing
> such a lavish reception.
>
> As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
> special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
> including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his
> gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each
> manila
> envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
>
>
>
> The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
> private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching
> the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes,he turned to the best man
> and
> said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".
>
>
>
> Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
> He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
> people
> would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
> affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
>
>
> His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
> wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
> man's
> reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
>
> This guy has balls the size of church bells.
>
> Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
> this?
>
>
> Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends
> ....$32,000.
>
> Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion
> .....$3,000.
>
> Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui
> ....$8,500.
>
> The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
> humping the best man...Priceless.
>
> There are some things money can't buy, for everything else
> there's.... MASTERCARD.
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[Mitch]

Sounds a little too similar to Shakespear's "Much ado about Nothing"