[Donaldson Tan]

On a flight to Singapore, a gentleman had made several attempts to get  into the men's rest-room, but it had always been occupied.

The flight attendant noticed his predicament. "Sir," she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there, he noticed the buttons  he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.

He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Mens restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this  stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.

The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button, which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing, he knew he was in a hospital. As he opened his eyes, a nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face. "What happened?" he exclaimed.  "You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse. "The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover.  Your balls are in the bucket under the bed"

[constant thinker]

That made me luagh a bit.

[Alberto_Kravina]

HAHA! That made me laugh a lot! 

[Albert]

""Your balls are in the bucket under the bed"

THAT'S PAINFUL!