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Offline Donaldson Tan

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Cars & 710
« on: July 19, 2006, 06:20:22 PM »
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A woman came into a car workshop and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

The mechanics looked at each other in confusion.

One asked the lady, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."





















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Re: Cars & 710
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2006, 03:12:17 PM »
That was very funny Geo.  How dense can she get?   ;D
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Re: Cars & 710
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2006, 04:11:28 PM »
Quote from: tamim83 on July 20, 2006, 03:12:17 PM
That was very funny Geo.  How dense can she get?   ;D


22.6 g/cm3?
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Re: Cars & 710
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2006, 08:26:51 PM »
im afraid u r wrong wereworm73 i think it is 710g/cm3 HAHAHHHAhah
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Re: Cars & 710
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2006, 10:07:52 PM »
That's wicked funnly.  ;D
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